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-J Mcrhea 2005
The first inmate...I mean club member goes by the name Jeff 'the bandit'
Giles. His family background would almost insist that he be a member
of some county's club house. His Brothers are members of the Roswell
County and Clark County houses. You can tell by the confused look in
his eyes that he is stoked about his induction. 
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If the next member were to be named as one of the newest to 7 the dwarfs
his name would be 'spinny'. DJ David Mmmm's hipnotic trance beats leave
raver's heads spinning, and I'm pretty sure Dave's head was spinning
when they took this picture. Dave celebrated the membership with a trip
to tarja (target) for new shiny silver candle holder.
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In the professional world we live in, it's not always a great idea to have your mug shot up on the Super Information Highway…. Skeleton in the closet I believe is the term! 
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Tana S. one of the busiest lady elected into the club and rightfully
so. Not only is she employed at club three dollar as the best cocktail
waitress this side of Lilburn, but is also the resident dancer at the
prestigious Ballyhoos, one of the hottest Latin dance clubs in Tucker.
You can see the excitement pour down her cheerful face . |
Ashley G. "The coal miners daughter" as she's often called is also
a member. She Rolled on in to the G-town club house one night and decided
she liked what she saw, as you can see. She said she wanted the snapshot
to show her "good side" but I think she was just distracted by all the
shiny things lying around the clubhouse.  |
Even Valerie Hayes can't run from the long arm of the Club. She was
picked up one night walking the streets as she loves to do on crisp
autumn nights. But she should have brought a jacket it looks a little
chilly in the clubhouse tonight. She told Club house officials she was
walking to a costume party as you can clearly see dressed up like
Cruella De Vil from 101 Dalmatians |
Now we move to the veteran, the O. G., the Comet that could not be contained,
Timmy "6-Timer" Anderson. Tim-Tim here holds the record for single person
memberships at the Clubhouse with 6, we're very proud. When asked about
his unsurpassable record he took his shirt off, threw it to the ground
and screamed, "Ain't skeerd". He is often spotted at Rudy's Bar and...Grill?
Where he boasts about his glory days and claims the bumper sticker with
Calvin pissing on gay flag was his idea.
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Certain names are associated with certain things, for example Boyardee
with Chefs, Pee-Wee with theaters. Well there's also one for the clubhouse,
Andersons. Jeremy O' Anderson as he's called for his fighting spirit
(I guess he's Irish) is of course a member. Between 'The A-train', his
brother Jonathan (picture n/a), and Timmy they hold a combined total
of 14 visits to the Clubhouse. With his doctorate in high school studies,
confused puppy dog face and trend setting facial bandage it's easy to
see why 'good girls like bad guys' |
Hard to believe that hiding behind that natural golden hair, serious
composer, and T-shirt that reads 'If mamma ain't happy, ain't nobody
happy' is a kind and gentle soul, a soul named Brandy Whitman. She hopes
that being a member will set a good example for her kids. She is active
within the Clubhouse and apparently active in the club members. Rumor
has it she was spotted at the bowling alley bar with none other than
Timmy 'The 6 Timer', there's even room for love in the club.  |
By the looks of it so far you may be thinking this is a kitty clubhouse,
'where are all the seniors?' Ladies and Gentlemen you may remember her
from 12th grade English class, not b/c she sat beside you but b/c she
taught you, Mrs.Harrison. After a few drinks with classmates she decided
that her light was burnt out at SGHS, and that she was needed elsewhere.
The Club is full of young minds that need to be shaped and Mrs Harrison
will have her hands full.  |
